🌟 Frisbee Frenzy:  Where Evin’s Intensity Meets Our Chill Vibes! 🌟

🗓 When?
Every SUNDAY at 1 PM, we gather for the ultimate test of skill, humor, and Evin’s ability to start a debate over the rules! 

Note: If it’s hotter than Evin’s temper (90 degrees or more), we’ll roll out at 10 AM—Because who needs to roast like a marshmallow when you can glide like a frisbee?

🌈 What to Bring:

• A WHITE and a DARK shirt.
• Spirit of the game - aka A good attitude.
• Cleats or Turf Shoes
• WATER

🌈 What to Expect:

• A Pickup Game - A bunch of weirdos, elder folks, and a few stoners throwing a disc around a turf field.
• Nate’s Wisdom: Hear Nate reminisce about the good old days—back when "Tom Time" was a new thing & he could actually keep up with the rest of us! 
• Evin’s Attitude: Prepare for Evin to be a total dick—because someone has to keep the drama alive on the field!
• Kaleb’s Credentials: Marvel at Kaleb, our brain surgeon, reminding us that he’s a real doctor, while Doc Mike’s just here to check if our frisbees have fleas!
• Phil’s Time: Listen to Phil drop knowledge as our token black guy, making sure we don’t embarrass ourselves with outdated slang! With Steph in a supporting role, when he actually RSVP's.
• Kevin’s Condition: Remind ourselves that Kevin’s brain and nerve damage might explain some of his questionable decisions—at least he’s entertaining!
• Dramatic Dives: Players diving for glory, while Patrick casually macks on discs like he’s auditioning for a Rom-Com.
• Chill Time: Take a breather as Jerry and Joe light up, but let’s hope their cloud doesn’t mess with your coordination and Evin doesn't ruin their high.
• Dan Coordination: Witness the chaos of coordinating five Dans on the field—it’s like trying to herd cats, but with more confusion!  We're up to 5, so I'm confident we can get a full team of DAN's this year!

Let’s turn the field into a playground of Ultimate fun! 

Don’t forget to RSVP and let us know you’re coming. Frisbees up! 🥏✨

Disclaimer:  All jokes were created by Poe AI Assistant